Thursday, August 7, 2025

Two Tier Cricket, in the news

Here we are, some years later, and two out of three WTC champs have gone teams outside the big three.

The big brains at the ICC have decided that this isn't really what they intended from this format. So inevitably two tier Test cricket is again on the agenda. A "working group" has been formed.

Lots of corporate speak in that article. I decided to post a helpful table of translations.

Pundit Corpo Jargon Quote Translation into English
Richard Thompson
ECB Chairman
"There has to be a sense that common sense needs to play out here." "Playing anyone other than India and Australia is stupid of us."
"The World Test Championship could work better than it does." "Can't have the freeloaders winning the thing, can we?"
"What you do need is a schedule that makes a lot more sense than it currently does." "Why spend valuable match days playing minnows when we could be making bank playing the Ashes twice a year?"
Todd Greenberg
CA CEO
"The real challenge here is what role do we [the big three] all play." "Why spend valuable match days playing minnows when we could be making bank playing the Ashes twice a year?"
"It's incumbent on all of cricket to help." "F*ck 'em, and the devil take the hindmost."
"...everyone's got a very open mind to this because they know that we're going to need some level of change in order to extract value." "Those guys know who calls the shots, and it ain't them. Bring me some more caviar and champers."

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